Stories and Poems from the Writers' Critique Group of First Reformed Church, Schenectady, New York

Month: January 2023

Dream Date

By James Gonda. 

“Thanks for meeting on such short notice. I’m flattered that you said yes. But there are things about me you should know before we get too far. Okey dokey? Number one, I collect commemorative plates. Number two, I’m prone to flying off the handle when things go wrong. Also, I have issues with authority. The Army kicked me out. And number three . . . or is that number four? Well, either way, I’m allergic to peanuts. Even a trace of nut dust will send me to the funeral home.” 

“We’re already married! Can’t we have a night out without pretending we’re strangers?”

Morning Joe

By Kathy Petersen.

In memory of Tom Hall, who gave me the idea for this story.

The clock on the wall behind the counter read 6:00 am. It was still dark out. The waitress, having no customers, stood by the register, chewing a wad of gum and paging through a tabloid. She was skinny, her blonde hair straggled down to her neckline, and she was dressed in a pink polyester uniform with a slightly grimy apron and black nurse’s shoes.

The door opened, admitting a cold draft. A man stepped in and took off his camel hair topcoat, shaking off a dusting of snow. He stamped slush off his polished oxfords. The waitress set the tabloid aside and indicated that he should take any booth he wanted.

“Coffee?” she asked in a nasal voice, reaching for the pot on the hotplate.

The professor settled into a booth. “In the old days,” he remarked, “the usual greeting was ‘Good morning’. When did ‘Coffee?’ become a substitute? I don’t care for coffee. I’d like a cup of hot chocolate, with whipped cream on top. A lot of whipped cream.”

The waitress scowled and scribbled on her order pad. Presently she brought hot chocolate.

The door opened again. A biker came in. He removed his black leather jacket and swiped snow off it, making all the bits of chains and hardware jingle. He wore a black tee shirt with a death’s head printed on the front, stretched over a broad, muscular chest. His thick arms were decorated with tattoos down to the wrist. A dragon coiled around his neck to whisper into his left ear. The biker patted snow off his black leather wind pants and stomped his black leather boots on the door runner before sliding into a booth.

“Coffee?” the waitress inquired.

“What’s with ‘coffee?’” the biker snapped. “Cantcha just say ‘Good morning’? Why does a guy have to make a decision the minute he gets in the door? No coffee. Bring me some hot chocolate. And put whipped cream on it.” With his big hands he demonstrated how much whipped cream he wanted.

Scribble. The waitress went back behind the counter.

Another man walked in. He slung his frayed Carhartt onto the coat rack and let the snow drip off it. He wore faded jeans and a blue work shirt with his name embroidered on the pocket. His scuffed brogans showed traces of paint, or maybe it was old concrete. He flopped into a booth as the waitress approached.

She smirked at the other men and said sweetly, “Good morning, sir. Would you care for coffee?”

“Don’t ‘sir’ me, I work for a living,” the working man grumbled. “Yeah, coffee. Make it quick. I’m running late.”

The waitress dematerialized, scribbling. In a matter of seconds, she popped up again like a pixie, delivering coffee. Her face bore a look of justification.

After a while she went back to the professor’s table. “More hot chocolate?” she inquired.

The devil got into the professor. “I think not,” he said. “Maybe a cup of tea. Darjeeling, if you have it.”

“All we got is Tetley.” The chewing gum snapped.

“Tetley will be fine,” the professor said agreeably. “The water needs to be boiling hot.”

The waitress went to the biker. “More hot chocolate?” she asked.

The biker shoved his empty mug away. “Na-ah. Too many calories. Gimme a diet Coke. A big one.”

She went to the working man. He had slugged down the coffee and was about to get up. She asked, “How about a refill?”

“No time,” he said, rising and reaching for his wallet. “Tell you what. Get me some hot chocolate to go. Put it in one of those big cups, like you use for milkshakes. That’ll leave enough room for the whipped cream.”

To Preserve Democracy

By Richard Burt.

On the morning of January 7, 2021, the sun rises on smoldering fires outside and inside the United States Capitol Building. On its limestone steps dead bodies are everywhere. Among the deceased some cling to life. Prominent politicians are also casualties. Senator Chuck Schumer. Senator Bernie Sanders. Senator Elizabeth Warren. Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Also confirmed dead are members of the press. Brian Williams. Chuck Todd. Hallie Jackson. Inside the building, Vice President Mike Pence sways from makeshift gallows. The Proud Boys, the perpetrators, take up the task of eliminating those barely alive. They ignore all political affiliations.

Among the carnage Donald J. Trump appears at a podium. He puffs out his chest. “I, Donald J. Trump, declare myself President of The United States for the next five years, or longer.” His lawless and well-armed followers erupt in cheers. “And I name my son, Donald Trump, Jr, Vice President.” The crowd erupts even louder. “We will write a new constitution,” he says. The mob begins to chant, “Trump! Trump! Trump!”

With a dead Vice President and a President showing mental incapabilities, the Cabinet invokes the 25th amendment. Third in line to the presidency is the Speaker of the House. At an undisclosed location, the Chief Justice swears in Speaker Nancy Pelosi as the 47th President of the United States. As the new Chief Executive her first duty is to address the domestic threat to the country. She activates the national guard, and a sharpshooter sets up in place. Before too long, the primary threat to America’s democracy is in the crosshairs. The shooter reports, “I have a clear shot. Waiting for the order.”  

A voice in his earpiece says, “Take the shot.”   

He squeezes the trigger . . . .

Blue Star No. 6 (part 3)

By James Gonda.

On Saturday afternoon Elaine and I were playing chess when Mom returned from running errands. We were at the kitchen table. “Mungo!” Mom cried. “Shouldn’t you be at work?”

I stay focused on the board. “They . . . sent me home. Business was slow.”

“Since when?”

“Since today, I guess.”

“Well, then, Elaine, I’ll need help with supper.”   

“OK. I’m almost done beating Mungo.”

“You’re not beating me.”

“It’s a cinch I’m going to win. There, got your knight, thank you very much!” She snatched up the little horse.   

“Remember, Elaine, it’s only a game,” I said.

“That’s what people say when they’re losing. You wouldn’t be so nice IF you were winning.”

“That’s not true! I’m a good sport.”

“You like to gloat.”

“You’re confusing me with Johnny.”

“Johnny? He never gave me the time of day.  Your move.”

I pondered the board . . . .

“Say Ma, what’s for dinner?” Elaine asked.

I moved my rook.

“Stuffed cabbage,” Mom said. “I’ll need you to brown the meat. Don’t forget to save the grease. There’s a new can under the sink.”

“Your move,” I told Elaine.

“Where’d you move?”

“Sorry kiddo. You weren’t paying attention so tough luck.”

“That’s OK. “I’ll figure it out.”  She studied the board and then moved her knight. “Gotcha!” She snatched up my last pawn.  

“Remember, it’s only a game,” I said again.

“Say Ma, did you know Mungo got cut from the football team?”

“What was that?” She turned around from arranging some items in the cupboard.

“I said Mungo didn’t make the football team.”

“He stopped playing to work on school.”   

“Is that what he told you?”

“That’s what happened,” I said.

“He got cut because he wasn’t fast enough. But it’s no big deal, right Mungo?  After all, it’s just a game.”

“That’s right. It’s just a game and school is more important.”

“Ha! If school is so important, then why drop out to join the Marines?  Lemme guess: because the Marines are even more important.”

“No. The war is more important.”   

She considered my reasoning for a short time. Then: “Your move, champ.”

I glanced at the board and moved my queen.

“Are you sure?” she said.

“Yeah, I’m sure. Hold on!”

“Hold on what? You took your hand off.  The move is finished.”

“Since when?”

“Since forever.”

“That wasn’t official.”

“You’re changing the rules?”

“We never agreed to that when we started. Besides, I was distracted. Ma was making a lot of noise with the pots and pans.  I should be allowed to go again.”

Elaine sighed. “I guess you can take it back, but just this once. But from now on, once your hand is off the piece the move is over. But dear brother, howdaya know I’m not tricking you?  Maybe that was a smart move and I wanted you to think it wasn’t.”

“Here’s my NEW move.” I slid the queen to a different square.   

“Are you sure?” she said.

I showed my hands.  

“Interesting.” She nodded. “So, getting back to you and the Marines, I’ve been pondering why you really joined.”

“Your move,” I said.

“One of the reasons might be Barry Bernarski.  I’ve seen him push you around.” 

“He’s a giant. He belongs in a circus.”

“What’s this about getting pushed around?” Mom said, chiming in. “Who got pushed around?”

“Mungo did, by Barry Bernarski” Elaine said.

“Did you tell the principal?” Mom asked me.

“I can handle Barry,” I said.

“You should’ve gone to someone in charge,” Mom said.

“So maybe you joined to get away from big bad Barry,” Elaine said.

“Is this right?” Mom asked me. “This Barry-person made you join?”

“He had nothing to do with anything.”

Mom seemed satisfied with my answer, and we went back to our game.   

“I think it’s time to use my bishop,” Elaine said. She relocated the piece. 

“Are you sure?” I questioned.

“Oh, I’m sure. I won’t whine about being distracted or fib about being pushed around.”

“For the last time, Barry Bernarski had nothing to do with anything!” I must have sounded like Pop in one of his rants because they gave me a scared look.  

“OK, OK, we believe you,” Elaine said. “Calm yourself. It’s your move.”

I studied the board.

“I have another possible explanation,” Elaine said.  

“Elaine, I’m thinking,” I said, sternly.     

Then she looked to Mom. “Say Ma, are we having any side dishes?”

“Applesauce.”

“I love homemade applesauce.” She licked her lips. “What about you, Mungo?”

I  kept my eyes on the board.

“Mungo?”

“You see, little sister, I have a grand strategy.” I slid another piece across the board. Then I sprang up and gripped the back of my thigh.

“WHAT are you doing?” Elaine said.

“. . . cramp,” I groaned.

“From playing chess?”

“We’ve been sitting . . . a long time,” I muttered.

“Walk it off,” Mom said.

Elaine continued as if nothing was happening. “Well, if you’re not running from something, then maybe you’re running towards something.  The question is, towards what?”

“That’s what I’ve been saying the whole time.” I limped back and forth. “I’ll give you a hint, I’m running towards the war, to help fight it.”

“But why? What’s the attraction? You must think it’s a big chess game, with generals moving men here and there like they’re knights and rooks.”

“That’s very clever. A big chess game with real pieces. I like it.”

“It’s not a game! It’s real. Games are fun. Do you think our brothers are having fun?”

“They’re having a little fun,” I had to say. “Remember that picture of Matt in Hawaii, wearing a grass skirt?” 

“He was drunk.”

“He was having fun,” I had to say. “You don’t know from nothing, Elaine, but I’ll give you credit for trying.” My cramp subsided and I sat back down.

“Still my turn?” Elaine asked.

MOOOVE,” I pleaded.

She moved her knight.  

See, at first, I thought maybe you joined to keep up with the others,” Elaine said. “Maybe you felt left out or left behind. Then I figured no, you were never that close. So why should you care?”

That’s your move? You didn’t take my rook?”

“That’s a trap. You would’ve taken my queen. Say Ma, is Pop coming home for dinner?”

“Your father does not miss meals.”  

“I thought he was ushering a funeral.”

“The Stefaneks, mother and son. Did you know the boy?”

“Sometimes funerals go pretty long. And sometimes he stops to wet his whistle. No, I didn’t know the boy. I know his brother, Tomas.  He’s very nice, kinda quiet. We have homeroom together.”  She looked to me. “How long are you going to ponder your next move? I hafta help Ma.”

“Please stop with your questions. I’m strategizing.” I moved my rook.

“I was hoping you’d do that! Now watch this. She moved her queen. “Check! You’re boxed in pretty good.”

“Don’t worry. I’ll find a way out. There’s always a way out.”

I studied the board. “You don’t know . . . from nothing,” I mumbled. I rubbed my chin.

“I know more than you think.”  

I moved my king to a safe square. “Out of check.”

“Are you two almost finished?” Mom asked. “I need the table.”

“Very soon,” Elaine said. 

“I’ll be right back,” Mom said. She took off her apron and draped it over a chair.  

Your move,” I told Elaine.   

“Anyway,” she continued, “I think you joined for the uniform.  A uniform would give you the chance to be someone else. How many times have you fetched Pop from the saloon? And how many times have you placed yourself between him and Ma during one of his episodes? We both know he might come in sloshed tonight, in one of his moods.”

I crossed arms across over my chest and kept to the board. “Your move,” I said again.

Before Elaine could move a piece, the telephone rang. She rushed to answer it.  

“Hello?” she said. “Oh, hi, Sergeant Sotelo.”  They exchanged a few pleasantries before she turned to me. “It’s for you.”

The Sergeant did most of the talking. It turned out to be short conversation. “Thank you for calling,” I said. Then I hung up. I turned to Elaine. “There’s an urgent need for troops. They moved up my enlistment.  I don’t ship out in two weeks. I ship out in two days.”

“Two days? Wait ‘til Ma finds out.”

“Wait ‘til Ma finds out what?” Mom said, reappearing. “I heard the telephone.  Was it your father?”

“Wrong number,” I said.    

“I heard talking.”

“We spoke for a short time.”

“Why speak with someone you don’t know?”  

“He thought I was someone else. I tried to explain . . . .”

“That’s the problem today. People don’t listen. We need to start supper. Put your game away.”

Elaine and I sprang into action. I placed the chess pieces into a small box while Elaine began to prepare some sort of ground meat. Then I looked to Mom. “Did you need me for anything else?” I only wanted to make myself scarce.   

“Watch for your father. He’ll be home soon.”

“TELL HER,” Elaine said. She did not look away from the frying pan.

I glared at her before turning to Mom. “There’s been a change in plans. I was going to tell you later, but so much for that.  The thing is, see, I don’t ship out in two weeks.  I ship out in two days.”

“What are you saying?”

“I’m saying I’m leaving on Monday.”

Monday?” Another joke, yes?”

“No, it’s on the level. That was Sergeant Sotelo on the line.”

“He’s coming over?”

“No, nothing like that. He called to say there’s an urgent need for troops.”

“That’s baloney!”

“That’s what he said.”

She stared at me. I could see the wheels turning in her head.

Pop strutted in wearing his Sunday best. In tow was an attractive woman I did not know. “Hello, everyone!” he called like Santa arriving in the children’s ward. “This is Dorothy Popka. She a V.I.P.” 

Dorothy had fiery red hair, pale skin, and a petite, angular figure.  Everything about her was polished and professional.      

“Hello, everyone,” she said.  “I’m actually a reporter with the Plain Dealer.”

“This is my wife, Mrs. Banas, and our daughter, Elaine, and our youngest son, Mungo,” Pop said. “He’s the one I told you about.” He beamed with pride.

“It’s a pleasure to meet all of you,” Dorothy said.

“We met at the funeral,” Pop said. Then he turned to Dorothy. “Can you stay for dinner?”

“No, I’m sorry, I cannot.”  She shook her head. “Thank you for asking.  A gentleman-friend is expecting me.”

“You’re not married?” Mom asked, surprised. “A woman your age should settle down. We’ve been married thirty-five years.” She motioned to Pop.

“Mama, Dorothy has a question,” he said.

“Mrs. Banas, I understand you have five boys in the service, and a sixth leaving very soon.” She gave me a quick glance.

“On Monday,” Elaine said.

“Why, that’s sooner than we thought,” Dorothy said.

“I thought in two weeks,” Pop said.

“They called and said Monday,” Elaine said.

“Well, howdaya like that? I’ll get him to the station before work.” 

“Mrs. Banas,” Dorothy said, “I write human interest stories and—”

“Hey, Dorothy,” Pop said, “how ‘bout a glass of root beer?  It’s got a real kick!”

“No, thank you, Mr. Banas. I’m fine.”

“Are you sure?”

“Positive. As I was saying, Mrs. Banas, I’d be honored to tell your story.”

She looked concerned, as if told she had an incurable disease. “My story? I have a story?”

“Absolutely!” Dorothy said, smiling.

Silence. . . .  

“You want maybe some recipes?” Mom said, diffidently.

“I want to tell our readers what it’s like to have six sons in the service. You must be very proud, and very, very strong.”

“No one wants to hear about that!” She waved her hand dismissively.

“I’d like to ask you some questions when Mungo here heads out. And I’d like to get a picture of you two. I guess the picture should come first and then we can chat.”

“Hey Dorothy, you wanna take your coat off?” Pop said. “You must be burning up.”

“I’m OK. Thank you for asking.  So, Mrs. Banas, is your interest piqued? You’d get your picture in the paper.”

“I don’t like you knowing so much about us. Who told you these things?”

“Why, your husband did. At the funeral.”

“He took you aside and shared family secrets?” 

“Not at all!” she chuckled. “We met in the back of the church and started chatting.  One thing led to another, and he mentioned your boys.”

“And you found that interesting?”

“You bet! How do you keep track of all your sons, stationed everywhere?”

“I’m in charge of all correspondence,” Elaine said with an air of authority. “I write letters and read and catalog all their letters.  Although, they don’t write often enough.”

“You must be a big help around here, Elaine,” Dorothy said. “So, Mrs. Banas, may I tell your story?”

“No interest.” She shook her head.

“Mama, what are you saying?” Pop said. “I brought this woman here and you’re saying no?”

“I want no part of this newspaper business! It’s vulgar.” Mom looked to Dorothy. “Thank you for stopping over. Nice meeting you. We need to finish supper.”

“So, you’ll think about it?” Dorothy hoped.  

“I’ve already said no. Good-bye now.”

“Please forgive me, Mrs. Banas, but I don’t understand your no.”

“What’s to understand? No means no.” 

“You might not know it, but you’re a true inspiration. It’s one thing to have one son, or two, or maybe three in the service, but six!  People will ask, how does she do it?  Trust me on this.”

“There are people like me everywhere. Write about one of them.  Did you speak with little Tomas Stefanek at the funeral?”

“The orphan boy? I did, yes, briefly.  I offered my condolences. He didn’t have much to say.”

“Did you take his picture?”  

“Well, under the circumstances . . . .”

“Then why were you there? You go to funerals for entertainment?”  

“I’m a reporter. I’m always looking for something to report.”

“And you found my husband. You should report him, right to jail!” 

“Mrs. Banas, six sons in the service is unusual and makes you special. You’ll need a bigger window for all your stars!  Which reminds me, I’ve already thought of a title: ‘Mother of Blue Stars’!”

“I like it,” I said.  

“Me too,” Elaine said.

“‘Mother of Blue Stars,Dorothy repeated with a sweep of her arm.

“I think you’re all cuckoo!” Mom said.

“Why is this crazy?” Elaine asked. “I think it’s exciting.”

“Someday when you have children you’ll understand. I will NOT have my picture in the paper at the expense of my boys.”

“But it’s patriotic,” Dorothy said.

“We are loyal Americans,” Mom said. “We hang the flag. We buy war bonds. We pray for our troops.”

“I wasn’t questioning—”

I don’t mean to be rude, but if you’re not staying, then you’d better get going. You don’t want to keep your man-friend waiting.” 

“Here’s what I propose,” Dorothy said. “I’ll come back on Monday. If you tell me to leave, I’ll go.  If you invite me to stay, then we’ll take some pictures and I’ll ask a few questions.  It’ll be your choice.”

“I won’t answer the door. And neither will my husband. Good-bye now!”

To be continued . . . .

Birdie

By Tom Donovan, in memoriam. 

Tom Donovan, also known as Kid Irish, was a long-time member of the FRC Critique Group. He passed away last August. Tom’s work sounded like a mashup of Mickey Spillane and O. Henry. His writing “voice” was tough yet endearing. His pieces often depicted situations he experienced and characters he knew in NYC. Without a doubt, Tom and his stories will be missed. JG

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The Kelly-green cowl obscured her face. But her hunched back, shabby clothes, and ever-present satchel betrayed her identity. She threw handfuls of bread, seed, and dried corn on the streets and sidewalks to attract all manner of birds. Pigeons, sparrows, grackles, and the occasional robin.

Wandering the sidewalks and alleys of NYC’s west side, she spent her days feeding her avian friends. The kids called her “Birdie.” They followed along, taunting, and chasing the birds until they bored with the game. Birdie never reacted when the hooligans scattered the birds. She waited until the kids retreated, and the opportunistic creatures fluttered back down

Most city folk hated pigeons. At one time or another, one of the damn birds would have deposited a white pasty mess on a clean shirt or blouse.

Covered as she was, the kids never knew – nor cared – about the color of her eyes or hair. She was an old, odd, neighborhood character whom they accepted but never gave much thought to.

Along came that cold February day. Shoveled snow lay in heaps and piles along the curbs. Four kids passing by and looking for mischief spotted her. They began to chant the familiar “Birdie” taunt. A snowball from the group smacked her in the shoulder. She slipped while trying to dodge the icy missile. She lay on the concrete, her leg twisted in an unnatural way, and cried in pain.

There’s not much room for empathy in ten-year-old brains. They joked that the birds might move on to greener pastures and stop dropping whitewash all over.

Slowly, the impact of the incident penetrated the thick skull of one of the kids. She could have been his grandmother writhing in agony on the sidewalk. Neighbors gathered as he shifted from one foot to another waiting for the ambulance.

Later that day he found himself trudging the mile or so to the hospital. He was not sure why.

Passing the open doorway of a four-bed ward he spotted Birdie’s Kelly-green cowl. She was in a bed furthest from the door next to the window. He peeked in to see if it was her. A small thin curtain hid her from view. That crazy Kelly-green cowl draped over the end of the rail was the giveaway. He had no idea why the need to see her became an important thing. A nurse stopped. “Looking for someone?”

He stammered,” Yeah, my aunt’s in the bed over there, by the window.”

“Go on in. You’ll make her day. She needs someone to talk to. No one’s come to see her, and we were hoping someone would show.”

Not knowing what to do, he eased into the room and waited for the nurse to dart away on her rounds. The other three beds held old women dozing or staring at the ceiling.

A woman’s silhouette shone through the filmy green curtain. It was half opened. Before too long, the profile became a living person. A slender woman’s face swayed with the music of “Don’t Fence Me In” coming from a radio somewhere.

Watching the figure moving with the tune he felt that wasn’t Birdie and turned to go. The nurse nudged him forward. “Go on.” She pulled the curtain back to reveal a woman he had never seen.

She was staring out the window. Long gray hair framed a thin face moving with the music. His weak hello garnered no response. Then she turned to him. Her pale blue eyes seemed to reflect the setting sun. Wrinkles creased her plain face. Where was the clownish red coloring and garish bright lipstick that he expected? For the first time Birdie and the boy looked at each other eyeball to eyeball.

He wanted to bolt from the room, certain she would recognize him as one of her tormentors. His fears were unwarranted. No recognition crossed her face. Dry cracked lips opened but no words came out. He raced down the corridor looking for a water source.

Approaching with caution, he passed her a paper cup of water. Blue veined hands pulled the cup to her mouth. Eyes closed and lying back against the pillow, she savored the drink. Why was I afraid of this woman? he thought. Her eyes opened and focused on him. She spoke in an octave above a whisper. “I like children, but sometimes they’re cruel.”

He nodded in agreement. He also realized this was the first time he ever heard her voice.

Birdie lay back and closed her eyes. Her mouth fell open and her head slumped against the pillow. He knew this was a chance to escape, but his legs wouldn’t work.

She snapped her head up and laughed. “Thought I died, didn’t you?”

“NOT funny, Birdie!” he shouted.

She laughed again. “You’re right, but it was fun. So, are you happy this old hag isn’t throwing crumbs to birds anymore? Tell you what, refill my cup and all’s forgiven. How’s that for a deal?”

She held out the cup. When he reached for it, she clutched his arm. “Once, a long time ago, before the years wore heavy, I danced, laughed, and enjoyed life with family and friends. They’re all gone now, and my joys are smaller. Throwing a few crumbs to the birds gives me pleasure and purpose.”

Then she pushed him away. “Now, if you please, my water, and we start anew.”

The Scream

By Rudy Petersen.

Yes, you already get the idea, right? This story features a scream. Simple enough notion, that. You might ask which scream? Where did it happen? Who screamed? Why? Sure, those are valid and logical questions. Good for you! Still, since you weren’t there, you can’t fully appreciate the situation. Do you want me to tell you what happened? I’m not sure that I should, or even if I want to. Oh, all right, if you’re going to get all pouty and make that sad face, I may as well just tell you.

One thing, though. Do you have a clear mental picture of what a hand-axe is? Right, the type of small one-handed axe, or hatchet, that people use for chopping up kindling. Well, keep the hand-axe image in mind because it will be important later in the story.

Now then, have you ever done any tent-camping? Yes? Good, that will save time and telling a lot of background. My wife Kathy, plus our sons Marty and Jamie, our Norwegian Elkhound, Kari, and I did a lot of tent-camping when the boys were young, and we lacked money for motels. Besides, we enjoyed being outdoors, and we covered a large part of the country during summer vacations that way.

So, there we were, tent-camping: a young married couple, two boys and a dog, on the road again and looking for a place to camp for just one night before moving along. Evening was approaching, and we hadn’t found any obvious commercial or public places. Then I spotted a small road-side sign: Benson’s Campground Just Ahead. We turned off the main road, followed a series of small signs along a string of country roads, smaller and marginally paved roads, leading turn by turn through farmland and woodland and, eventually, to a rough single-lane dirt road which dead-ended in an open field. One more sign: Benson’s Campground. That was it, a field with a sign. No office, no house, no developed campsites. Was this a joke?

Well, we had arrived somewhere. It was dusk. We were tired. We had food in the cooler, plus our tent and other gear, including a small folding table and chairs. We set up the tent and the Coleman stove and lantern and made dinner. Kari, being a hunting breed and very protective of her family, growled a few times; at what we couldn’t tell. No one was around anywhere. With nothing else to do, we cleared up from the meal, stored the food in the van, and tucked into sleeping bags for the night.

I remembered that I had left our hand-axe out on the table after using it to split kindling for a campfire, but we never got to the point of locating any firewood in the nearby forest-edge. This place was starting to creep me out. After Kathy and the boys were asleep, I quietly left the tent and collected the hand-axe. Once back inside, I slipped it under my pillow. While listening to the night sounds — crickets, night-birds calling, a light wind, a suggestion of rain beginning — I gradually dozed off.

Later, I don’t know how much later, Kari growled a few times, which woke me up. She was nosing at the tent door-flap, and her ruff was up. Then came the SCREAM! Oh, dear Lord, what a sound: a rising, penetrating, hair-raising, warbling, panic-inducing, wail that climbed higher and higher. It didn’t sound human. It sounded unearthly and went on for what seemed like forever. Then it stopped. It just stopped. One scream and then complete silence. No more crickets. No more night-birds calling. No wind. Silence, except for Kathy and the boys suddenly waking up and asking what was happening. Kneeling, I pulled the hand-axe from under my pillow without letting them see that I had it there. I said I thought an owl had killed a rabbit and that was what we heard. A dying rabbit screaming, something I had read about, but never had heard before.

Everyone seemed to accept my explanation. Even Kari looked like she bought it. Gradually, they all fell back to sleep. I did not. I sat on my sleeping bag, watched the tent door, and waited. And waited. I had no intention of going outside; not even to visit the non-existent outhouse.

At some time, I must have fallen asleep because the pale sun shining through the tent walls roused me. Kathy and the boys woke up. Kari woke up, stretched, and wanted to get outside. A heavy mist drifted in the field. We quickly got some breakfast together, loaded our gear, and started back along the dirt road we had come in on. Not a soul around. Not a house on any of the several twisting rural roads along the way. We reached the main black-top road and headed west for another day.

We never drove so deep into the West Virginia countryside on any camping trips after that and I kept a hand-axe under the driver’s seat for many years. Just like a good boy scout, right? Be prepared. If I could tie a worthwhile knot or start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, I’d be all set.

It was several hours after we left that odd non-campground before I realized what was missing from the field and from the roadsides on that misty morning. All the signs about Benson’s Campground had disappeared. I didn’t mention that to the family, either then or later. So, mum’s the word, okay?