By Rudy Petersen.
Sure, you’ve heard the song dozens—if not hundreds—of times.
Let’s revisit the lyrics once more and then address some ethical questions.
You know Dasher and Dancer
And Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid
And Donner and Blitzen.
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all?
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows.
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Rudolph with your nose so bright
Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?
Then all the reindeer loved him
And they shouted out with glee
“Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
You’ll go down in history.”
OK, there it is, the whole tacky story in 113 simple English words. You, perhaps, may have seen the movie, which seeks to offer a back-story to the song. Now I must ask: have you ever really considered what is going on here—socially, ethically—regarding common decency toward other individuals? If not, then I suggest the key questions before us are these:
Item: Are the other reindeer immature and/or naive? Hint: instead of getting ready for work on Christmas Eve, they’re playing games.
Item: Are the other reindeer a gang of bullies?
Hint: They habitually have been laughing at Rudolph and calling him names.
Item: Are the other reindeer hypocrites?
Hint: When Rudolph’s “nose so bright” leads the way, thereby saving the jobs of the entire team, then they all “loved” him. Hmm.
Item: What is the nature of love in this song? Hint: Does the love seem superficial, tied only to a hope of sharing the glory—in effect, sucking up to Rudolph to get to Santa himself?
Item: What is Santa’s proper role in this situation?
Hint: He’s the boss, the head honcho, the leader. Does he not have a responsibility to use this episode as a teaching moment?
Item: Have the other reindeer reached an epiphany, or will they revert to their former behavior?
Hint: We hear the song, and probably see the movie every Christmas season, and yet the story never changes. Why not?
I have considered traveling to the North Pole and confronting the reindeer gang to press them on these points, but I suspect they would give me little or no satisfaction. I might interview Santa, and possibly Mrs. Claus, but I anticipate getting nothing but jolly elf-twaddle about it all being in “fun”—you know, the sweetness and light approach—always a good dodge.
So, I’ll leave this matter to you to ponder. Why do so many citizens greet the annual holiday with fond recollection of this most suspect of popular tunes? Is it tradition? Is it raw sentimentality? Bah humbug! I say.
I realize that these are not issues that you, or even us working together, can resolve. But I thank you for staying with me on this important cultural issue. I feel so much better now.